An albino nightmarish ghoul waits in a cave, littered with lanterns glowing a sickly green and yellow, a fog fade around him and he kneels, spying on an approaching hero on a quest. He is humanoid was terrifyingly canny uncanny as (he has 8 rounded pupilless eyes) and each of his features, limbs, or digits seems slightly misshapen or disproportionate (except for a long, thick, intimidating semi- aroused uncircumcised penis hanging between his slim, long legs, almost dragging the ground where he kneels and spies), his ears are pointed and from small opening all over his body small small parasitic worms burrow in and out of his bare, soiled skin; (((following closely is his unholy familiar, a giant cave spider with 8 white expressionless eyes beaming over the ghouls shoulder))), listening with him for intruders in their lair. Behind them the lanterns are entwined with an oversized funnel web, glowing softly from within the thick webbing that disappears into the cave beyond them. At the entrance to the cave, in front of and above the ghoul are beaded totems warning adventurers of danger inside from the bigdicked ghoul