Dustbowl era sideshow freak: a wirey scarecrow of a country fella (curly burly mustache, emaciated, large nose with high bridge, and most importantly: with a split in the seat of his overalls allowing his intimidatingly, massive uncircumcised penis to hang out of and over the edge of the rocking chair he's seated in. A sign reading "5 sints" sits at his feet next to a open wooden box. Local, impoverished, dust-covered, nervous men are lined up on either side of him, dropping nickles into his box to touch his admirable showstopping penis